I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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