i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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