Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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