Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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