I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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