If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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