One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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