I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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What a dumb baby whore.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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