you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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