Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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