butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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