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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.

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(312): Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult. http://tfl.nu/eq22

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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge

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(505): I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge http://tfl.nu/o9mq

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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(914): Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem (914): Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty. http://tfl.nu/8j05

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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.

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(817): Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was. http://tfl.nu/0op6

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.

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(502): I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day. http://tfl.nu/53ab

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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.

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(401): Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world. http://tfl.nu/8eb4

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.

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(919): I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping. http://tfl.nu/iyfp

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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.

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(630): Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head. http://tfl.nu/xpy4

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete

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(414): Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete http://tfl.nu/c68q

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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.

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(651): I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like. http://tfl.nu/5ic3

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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".

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(613): You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast". http://tfl.nu/iqmw

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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices

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(260): I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices http://tfl.nu/lkn8

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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball

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(205): Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball http://tfl.nu/0g1i

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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME

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(585): PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME http://tfl.nu/x279

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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.

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(707): I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate. http://tfl.nu/2tc4

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