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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..

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  ya and it worked didnt it??

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Right after we had the just friends talk..

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• (858): View more from California

  I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.

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  May his noodley appendage touch you.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  How bad was it?

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  Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  she's throwing knives it scares me

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  update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere

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