I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions