he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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