My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This is the prime rib incident all over again
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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