We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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