so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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