booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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