He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
