He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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