okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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