Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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