That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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