I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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