so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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