Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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