next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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