I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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