So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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