So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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