wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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