I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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