No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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