I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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