I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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