the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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