I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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