Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
