white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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