Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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