He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i love accidental penises.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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