If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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