"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
