Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So much rum. So many feels.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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