Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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