I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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