I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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