the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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