i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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