Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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