Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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