i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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