I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I yelled at your uterus for you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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