Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
where are you?
Hypothermia
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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