You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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