We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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