Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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