Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
