Sponge bath it is.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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