Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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