idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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