Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
